SOME PARSI FUNNY
SURNAMES:- |
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| Cry & you Cry
alone, ~ Laugh & the world laughs with you! |
|
A Smile travels a Mile!- It Improves
Your Face. |
| ~ So, Just in jest, No offence to
Anybody! ~ Ok! |
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| WHAT DO YOU CALL A
PARSEE.…............... |
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| Bootlegger? | | |
| Daru Wala | | |
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| Who sells branded booze? | | |
| Gin Wala | | |
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| Who
tinkers with a short fuse? | |
| Tester | | |
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| Who think they are cattle
owners? | | |
| Bhes Sania | | |
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| Who is
brave? | | |
| Bahadur | | |
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| Who
wants to be a Vegetable seller? |
| Kaanda
Wala |
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| A
Parsi Ghost? | |
| Bhoot | | |
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| Who Lives in a castle? | | |
| Killa
Wala |
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| A corrupt politician? | | |
| Kaalaa
Gandhi |
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| A Parsi labourer? | | |
| Contractor |
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| Who
thinks he is Aristocratic? |
| Noble |
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| Who loves to Cook? | | |
| Masala
Wala |
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| Who
loves plenty of cats? |
| Billi
Moria |
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| Who is eccentric? | | |
| Mad
On |
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| A
Small Parsi Businessman? | |
| Nalla
Seth |
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| Who
is a Fireman? |
| Bamba
Wala |
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| Who
runs around in sheep's clothing? |
| Un
Wala |
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| A
Parsi Lawyer? | |
| Vakil | | |
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| Who
can reproduce at will? |
| Ichha-Poria |
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| A Parsi King? | | |
| Raja
/ Padshah | | |
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| Who is into Astrology? | | |
| Tara Chand | | |
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| Who doesn't like Rotis? | | |
| Naan
Wala | |
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| A Patriotic Indian Parsi? | | |
| Gandhi | | |
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| A religious Parsi? | | |
| Dastur |
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| A
watch repairer? | |
| Ghadialy |
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| A
Parsi Chauffeur? |
| Driver |
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| A
Grave Digger? |
| Ghorkhodu |
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| Who
love Dry Fruits? |
| Meva
Wala |
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| The
teachers of the community? |
| Master |
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| Who
is a Wheeler Dealer? |
| Dalal |
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| Who
agrees with everybody? |
| Jee
Jee Bhoy |
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| Who
has gas problems? |
| Ka
Padia |
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| A
Parsi Slumlord? |
| Bhiwandi
Wala |
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| A
skinny Parsi? |
| Dandi
Wala |
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| One
who's imported from Italy? |
| Italia |
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| A
Parsi Shikari? |
| Wagh
Maroo |
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| A Parsi with His own Army? | | |
| Sena | | |
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| Those
who believe they are Civil Servants? |
| Sarkari |
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| The
best person to repair machines? |
| Engineer |
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| Those
don't like being called Parsis? |
| Malloo |
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| One
who likes to scare kids everyday? |
| De
boo |
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| Who
believe they are the custodians of Agiyaris? |
| Kathi
Wala |
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| Who
has a chance at the Guinness Book of World Records? |
| SodaWaterBottleOpenerWala |
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| Who
has aspirations of Flying / Sailing? |
| Captain |
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| Who
doesn't give a damn about anything? |
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| Goli
Mar |
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| Who
always likes to wave Bye-Bye? |
| Ta-Ta |
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| Who
is all Bananas? |
| Kera
Wala |
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| Those
who think they have a military background? |
| Marshall |
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| What
do you call a Small Daru ni Batli? |
| Nalla
Daru! |
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| Who
runs around in sheep's clothing? |
| Un
Wala |
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| Who
loves having a Sweet tooth? |
| Gol
Wala |
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| Who
thinks the cafeteria is his second home? |
| Canteen
Wala |
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| Who
goes around pressing everything? |
| Daboo
/ Press |
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| An
African Parsi? |
| Mombasa
Wala |
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| A Foreign Parsi? | | |
| Velati | | |
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| Who
is dumb? | |
| Mooga | |
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| A
Milkman? | |
| Doodh wala | | |
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| Who
is Fair Skinned? |
| Gora | | |
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| Who
is on Fire? | |
| Aagia | | |
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| Who
is Well Dressed? |
| Eski | | |
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| A
Pink Parsi? | |
| Golabi-Gardan | | |
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| Who is Always Happy? | | |
| Khush-Khushaal | | |
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| Who is Crooked? | | |
| Vankadia / Wankadia | | |
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| A
Good Looking Parsi? |
| Rupala | | |
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| Who
has Animal Instinct? |
| Varoo | | |
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| A
Parsi Plumber? |
| Nal - Wala | | |
